Virgin blogger here! Can't you tell by how dull the page looks? I will learn as I go, but enough about that.
I'm here to tell you about something that I'm doing for my job. I work for a bank (rhymes with shitty) and I have like an idiot, volunteered for our Junior Achievement Bowl-A-Thon 2011. Booze is allowed at this event, so I'm there. Little did I know that more would come with it than being drunk and throwing a ball down a lane, trying to hit pins but getting the gutter. I was informed that I have to also raise $100 in donations.
Dammit.......
My first thought was sell my body, but I don't want to waste any booze money on bail. I also had the idea of having a car wash, but I don't even wash my own car. Got kids for that.
So here is where you come in. Next week a bunch of us will be in the Motherland aka Forks. I'm taking this Junior Achievement envelope with me to try and get donations.
Did I mention there is a raffle going on with this? You give me money, I give you a raffle ticket! One ticket is $10. I think there will be 10 winners and the prizes range from gift cards to a $700 value 2 roundtrip tickets with Allegiant Air.
As for another incentive, whoever is willing to donate to this and help me out, I will give you a pirate patch! Cause you know, pirates rule! If you are willing to help me out and donate, look for the drunk girl in the Elks Lodge wearing the pirate hat!
