Friday, September 23, 2011

Junior Achievement

Virgin blogger here! Can't you tell by how dull the page looks?  I will learn as I go, but enough about that.

I'm here to tell you about something that I'm doing for my job.  I work for a bank (rhymes with shitty) and I have like an idiot, volunteered for our Junior Achievement Bowl-A-Thon 2011.  Booze is allowed at this event, so I'm there.  Little did I know that more would come with it than being drunk and throwing a ball down a lane, trying to hit pins but getting the gutter.  I was informed that I have to also raise $100 in donations.


My first thought was sell my body, but I don't want to waste any booze money on bail.  I also had the idea of having a car wash, but I don't even wash my own car.  Got kids for that.

So here is where you come in.  Next week a bunch of us will be in the Motherland aka Forks.  I'm taking this Junior Achievement envelope with me to try and get donations.

Did I mention there is a raffle going on with this?  You give me money, I give you a raffle ticket!  One ticket is $10.  I think there will be 10 winners and the prizes range from gift cards to a $700 value 2 roundtrip tickets with Allegiant Air.

As for another incentive, whoever is willing to donate to this and help me out, I will give you a pirate patch!  Cause you know, pirates rule!  If you are willing to help me out and donate, look for the drunk girl in the Elks Lodge wearing the pirate hat!

1 comment:

  1. Can you make sure someone reminds us? I don't mind donating, but after a few beers, may not remember.